Famous Quotes of Jim Carrey

1. Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
2. I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I go, 'Remember how good this is. Because you can lose it.'
3. Life opens up opportunities to you, and you either take them or you stay afraid of taking them.
4. My focus is to forget the pain of life. Forget the pain, mock the pain, reduce it. And laugh.
5. I'm very serious about no alcohol, no drugs. Life is too beautiful.
6. It is better to risk starving to death then surrender. If you give up on your dreams, what's left?
7. If you aren't in the moment, you are either looking forward to uncertainty, or back to pain and regret.
8. I don't think human beings learn anything without desperation. Desperation is a necessary ingredient to learning anything or creating anything. Period. If you ain't desperate at some point, you ain't interesting.
9. Maybe other people will try to limit me but I don't limit myself.
10. People need motivation to do anything. I don't think human beings learn anything without desperation.
11. I haven't been as wild with my money as somebody like me might have been. I've been very safe, very conservative with investments. I don't blow money. I don't have a ton of houses. I know things can go away. I've already had that experience.
12. Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.
13. If you've got a talent, protect it.
14. I try to do something the audience might not have seen before. Like if I'm gonna kiss a girl I wanna kiss her like a girl has never been kissed. Like maybe I would kick her legs out from under her and catch her right before she hits the ground and then kiss her.
15. Creative people don't behave very well generally. If you're looking for examples of good relationships in show business, you're gonna be depressed real fast. I don't have time for anything else right now but work and my daughter. She's my first priority.
16. A lot of good love can happen in ten years.
17. I praticed making faces in the mirror and it would drive my mother crazy. She used to scare me by saying that I was going to see the devil if I kept looking in the mirror. That fascinated me even more, of course.
18. I know this sounds strange, but as a kid, I was really shy. Painfully shy. The turning point was freshman year, when I was the biggest geek alive. No one, I mean no one, even talked to me.
19. I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny.
20. My upbringing in Canada made me the person I am. I will always be proud to be a Canadian.
21. Either you're the one erasing or you're the one being erased.
22. I refuse to feel guilty. I feel guilty about too much in my life but not about money. I went through periods when I had nothing, so somebody in my family has to get stinkin' wealthy.
23. Life is an ordeal, albeit an exciting one, but I wouldn't trade it for the good old days of poverty and obscurity.
24. Morgan Freeman is so class. He's so cool. He's so scary.
25. I've tried everything. I've done therapy, I've done colonics. I went to a psychic who had me running around town buying pieces of ribbon to fill the colors in my aura. Did the Prozac thing.