Showing posts with label Hindi-Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hindi-Jokes. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 28, 2015

The Dumb Lady Is In The Kitchen

Woman Buys A New Sim

Card Puts It In Her Phone

And Decides To Surprise Her

Husband Who Is Seated On

The Couch In The Living Room.



She Goes To The Kitchen,

Calls Her Husband With

The New Number:



"Hello Darling"

The Husband Responds

In A Low Tone:



"Let Me Call U Back Later Honey, The Dumb Lady Is In The Kitchen..

3 dabbe pani pi gaya

santa bathroom me baitha tha aage likha tha pani ka jyada upyog kare wo baithe baithe 3 dabbe pani pi gaya

honeymoon ke liye kaha kaha gaye the

Friends to a new married

girl-"honeymoon ke liye kaha kaha gaye the.

Girl-"goa, kulumanali, nainital, shimla".

Friends-"kaya kaya dekha.

"Girl-"ceiling fan."

Agle Haftey Roz Mandir Jaayenge

Wife: Suno ji, Is Haftey Hum Roz Cinema Dekhne Jaayenge.


Uske Agle Hafte hum Roz Shopping K Liye Jaayenge.


Husband: Aur Uske Agle Haftey Roz Mandir Jaayenge.


Wife: Kyo?



Husband- Bheek Mangenge.

Gadha jo khaye wo Ghas ho tum

Gadha jo khaye wo Ghas ho tum,

Buddhe ka Chyawanprash ho tum,

Idiotstupid bakwas ho tum,

Par jo bhi ho yar, Dost Jhakaas ho tum..

Ishq karne se pahle ishq ka anjaam dekhlo

Arz kiya hai....

Ishq karne se pahle ishq ka anjaam dekhlo
Ishq karne se pahle ishq ka anjaam dekhlo
Fir na samajh aye to film gajni aur tere naam dekhlo

Dur se dekha toh sher khada tha

Dur se dekha toh sher khada tha,

Dur se dekha toh sher khada tha,

dar ke mare mai pass hi nahi gaya

Tum ladkiya khubsurat Q hoti ho | Whatsapp Hindi Jokes

Boy. Tum ladkiya khubsurat Q hoti ho?

Girl. Quki god ne hamko apne hath se banaya hai!

boy. Bol to aise rahi hai jaise hamko "INTERNET" se download kiya hai..

Recharge waale bhaiya | Whatsapp Hindi Jokes

Bf ne gf ke purse se chupke se cell nikala dekhne ke liye ki mera kiss naam se numb save hai

"Honey"

Or

"Sweetheart"

Jab Bf ne apne cell se numb milaaya to likha tha
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Recharge waale bhaiya

gazhab ho gaya,gazhab ho gaya | Whatsapp Hindi Jokes

1friend: gazhab ho gaya,gazhab ho gaya.

2friend: kyu kya hua?

1friend: ek 98 sal ke buddhe ne apni 97 saal ke patni se divorce manga.

Duniya Ka Sabse Bada Aatank dekhna ho to | Whatsapp Hindi Jokes

Duniya Ka Sabse Bada Aatank dekhna ho to

Kisi Ka Mobile Lo Or Contact List Me jakar
"Delete All"
Kar Do

Fir Mobile Wale Ki Tarf Dekh K Thoda Sa Muskura Do

Gum-e-Ulfat me jo zindgi kat ti he Humari | Whatsapp Hindi Jokes

Jailer-Suna he tum shayar ho..Kuchh sunao yaar

Qaidi-"Gum-e-Ulfat me jo zindgi kat ti he Humari

Jis Din zamanat hui us din zndagi khatam Tumhari.

niche bhi utrega ya kisi or ko bulaon | Whatsapp Hindi Jokes

Boy-teri aakhon me doob jaon teri julfon me kho jaon tere jhumke me jhool jaon

girl-niche bhi utrega ya kisi or ko bulaon.

Khud ko buland kar itna | Whatsapp Hindi Jokes

Khud ko buland kar itna ki himalaya ki choti par ja punch ,phir khuda tumse pucha abe gadha ab utrega kaise.

Draupadi Ke 5 Pati The | Whatsapp Hindi Jokes

HUSBAND : Raja Dasharath Ki 3 Raniya Thi.
WIFE : To?
HUSBAND : Main 2 ShadiyaAur Kar Sakta Hu.
WIFE : Soch Lo,
Draupadi Ke 5 Pati The..!

thakur ke hath nahi they | Whatsapp Hindi Jokes

thakur ko basanti ne rakhi bandhi to kya rista hoga
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bakawas band kar thakur ke hath nahi they, rakhi kaha se bandhegi.

Abey Gadhey" nhi keh sakti | Whatsapp Hindi Jokes

Larkian apny HUSBANDS ko "A.G" Q
kehti ha?

Bcoz Larkian tamezdar hoti hai.
Sub ky samnay

"Abey Gadhey" nhi keh sakti"

Isliye short form ma bolti he. A.G
Suntay ho

Dost chahe kaisa bhi ho

dost chahe kaisa bhi ho
avara
pagal
diwana
lafanga


par jab usk sms milta h to chehre pe smile aati h.

Tab mehsus hota h-
tedha h par mera hai

Seedhi baat no bakwas | Whatsapp Hindi Jokes

Patni:jab tum desi pite ho muze paro khate ho. Beer pite ho to darling par aaj Bhootni kyu?

Pati:Aaj maine SPRITE piya hai,Seedhi baat no bakwas

girlfriend ne hi bhikhari banaya he | Whatsapp Hindi Jokes

bhikhar-beti 10 rupeye de do belence karwakar girlfriend se bat karni he

girl- are wah bhikhari ne bhi girlfriend bana li

bhikhari-are girlfriend ne hi bhikhari banaya he