Saturday, April 18, 2015

Funny Jokes on Rahul Gandhi

  • After Interview. Sonia: Beta! Interview kaisa tha?  Rahul: Mummy, Saare questions syllabus se bahar tha.
  • I am saying this with complete seriousness making fun of Rahul's mental disorder makes me feel guilty pls have mercy on him cong.
  • Dear Rahul Gandhi ..the only Empowered Woman in India is your mother
  • A minute of silence for all the congress politicians who will be spending the next few days in defending Rahul Gandhi.
  • Apart from RTI, Lokpal, talking to PM, blah blah blah, Rahul will now add to his resume "Faced Arnab"
  • He's like that kid- ki itna hi pada tha... Yehi bolunga... question jo bhi ho.
  • Every time Congress try to dig a grave for Narendra Modi , Rahul Gandhi jumps into it.
  • Remember that kid who memorized all the answers but forgot to read the questions?
  • The last time somebody got humiliated so badly in full public view was Draupadi during Mahabharat.
  • Arnab: "Would you have a debate with Modi?" Rahul: "Look we need an alternative. Tap global energy. Empower women!!!"
  • Rahul Gandhi appears like that B-School aspirant who is made to talk on a topic in GD which he have no freaking idea.
  • Arnab :How different 1984 & 2002 riots  Rahul : Huge Different See Total : 22 &  4
  • I pity Arnab Goswami not pappu for the fact he could not laugh at life's best laughing moment..
  • There was a boy called Rahul
  • Everyone thought he was a fool

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